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They don’t do royalty here http://plixi.com/p/92922778

5 things I’ve learnt this week

  1. You first feel summer in the legs of your jeans
  2. Even smart people listen, amend then revert within a week
  3. IT is a nation and I’m in need of an English / IT dictionary
  4. Tooth extraction is brutal… every… single… time
  5. When all is said and done good company, a river and a warm breeze take some beating for a Wednesday

One dude with the right attitude can get the party jumping. I love this. In your face cynics!

I have 666 followers….fear me

For those that missed it, my favourite Peter Andre related headline http://bit.ly/hXxLlf

Dog wisdom - the only decent fun, is mucky fun…

Dog wisdom - the only decent fun, is mucky fun…

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Classic headlines of our times - sample 3

5 things I discovered today

  1. Peeling breaded scampi to avoid potential artery furring does not work
  2. Radio, when heard in public places, is God’s own Tarantino soundtrack
  3. Christmas lights really can brighten the soul
  4. I swear very well…both internally and externally
  5. The only way is up…baby…for you and me now

4 Monday omens unsettling me this week

  • Monday 04.00 am- WARNING don’t get in the car in my dreams. Why? You’ll burst into flames…oh yes you will
  • Monday 07.30 - whip the curtains back to reveal a half live pigeon being dismantled on the lawn by a hawk
  • Monday 14.00, 15.30, 16.00 - working on a client? Cool, check out the radio song just starting that’ll include its name…bravo - omnipresent show-boating
  • Monday 18.00 - introduce new white fish to tank. Disappears instantly Reappears that night only to permanently disappear the following morning….forever. No trace. No-siree

Alone odd. Together, utterly unsettling.

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Classic headlines of our times - sample 2

It may be great for women…but the boys don’t like it.

Fear the crab…

Fear the crab…

I love that you love my toes…

…no really I do. I’m just not sure I can publish the poem and the request. I mean it’s really rather lovely of you both, but my…I had no idea of the interest my mucky pinkies might stir.

A simple joy - click on dude

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Classic headlines of our times - sample 1